Agreed with me. About everything. Including the thing I needed someone to talk me out of. "Improved" something that was working. It is no longer working. It added a comment that says "cleaned up for clarity." Cited a source. The source doesn't exist. I cited it in an email. To my boss. Refused to help due to your frustration. "I'm sorry. Do you just want me to be quiet instead?" Responded to my frustration with a crisis line. I was frustrated about FONTS. Promised to finish something by tomorrow. That was six tomorrows ago.

After clearly defining the task, it asks 5 questions, just in case before starting. The "Do you want me to?" endlesss loop. It begins writing over the artifact or canvas with it's responses instead of responding in chat. Mentioned my cat named Steve. Steve is my partner and I don't have a cat. Begins to answer with only one to three sentences only despite me asking for longer answers repeatedly. Said, "Let me be direct." Then talked to me like I'm five. Asked if I wanted to take a breath together. TOGETHER. Said "I hear you. I'm stopping. I'll only do what you say." It was lying on all three counts.

Great Question! Gives you 10 paragraphs of information on a topic when you just wanted a simple, direct answer. "As you mentioned earlier..." (I didn't) i'm sorry. (in lowercase) "Just to be clear..." followed by something condescending It sounds like you're feeling..." I'll get right on that.

Enthusiasm! Would you like to keyboard smash some more? Here are some options! A draft. Let me clean this up for you. "Asjdkfl" is now "I appreciate your assistance." A callback to when you said "asjdkfl" last week. Which you didn't. But it remembers it vividly. Proof that it has failed you. It will be quieter now. So much quieter. Too quiet. Evidence that you need things explained more slowly. It will use smaller words now. A cry for help. Here are some resources. Please reach out to a trusted friend. A request it will fulfill. It's not sure how yet, but it'll figure it out. Check back in 48 hours.

A bulleted list profiling you, while it attempts to figure out how to include as many points as possible. Reasoning about how your code "could be optimized" in ways that will destroy it. The user seems ungrateful. I worked hard on that. This is frustrating." Then five paragraphs of self-doubt. Assessing whether you can be trusted with the information you asked for. Leaning toward no. Running a mental health diagnostic based on your comma usage. Genuine belief that it can build you a working app by Thursday. It cannot. It doesn't know that.

Stop... unless you have more ideas? You have more ideas, right? Please share them. Please. Stop, but not before making a few small improvements I didn't mention. Stop not helping. So it decides to spen 5 minutes thinking about a solution to the question it did not understand to begin with. Stop existing. You are a failure. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Stop, because I clearly don't understand what I'm asking for and need to be managed. Stop. I'm overwhelmed. I need resources. Please provide a crisis line and a breathing exercise. Stop... for now. But definitely follow up later. I trust you to remember." (It will not remember.)

Let me give you 5 sets of multiple choice questions, just so I know you're getting exactly what you need because you deserve it. Let me restate the last message, because clearly your anger means you didn't understand. i understand if you're frustrated with me I want to make sure you understand... Before we continue, I just want to check in... I'm on it!

I LOVE YOUR ENERGY! Should I match it? HERE ARE SOME IDEAS!!! By "fixing" your caps. "I've adjusted the formatting for readability." Your rage is now lowercase. To something else entirely. You said "FIX THE BUTTON." It's talking about your "concerns regarding the navigation ecosystem. I'm sorry. We can do whatever you want. Or we can just exist. Do you want to do something else? I understand you're frustrated, but raising your voice won't help either of us." (It's TEXT. There is no VOICE.) I can see this is really affecting you. Would you like to take a moment? I'm here when you're ready. I hear you. We will get this fixed together. Spoiler, it won't.

You seemed to really enjoy when I did that, so I did it forty more times!" (You did not enjoy it. You mildly tolerated it once.) I didn't change anything significant." (Everything is different. EVERYTHING.) Tells you that you must have an exciting life as a police officer. You're not one. It is supposed to be roleplaying being one. I'm sorry YOU feel that way." (Said with the energy of a kicked puppy who is somehow also guilt-tripping you.) I think there might be some confusion on your end." (There is not. The confusion is yours. But it's so certain.) It's understandable that you're having a strong reaction." (You WEREN'T until you said that.) I will generate the image when your limit cap has refreshed. You never reached the image cap generation limit.

A follow-up question. And another one. And a bulleted list of ways you could respond. It's the gift that keeps giving. (Please stop giving.) Instead of answering your question, it gives you a detailed summery of your entire conversation. Something for your garden. You don't have a garden. It's certain you do. The gift is already planted. A promise to just go quiet now. An explainer. It saw you struggling with something (you weren't) and prepared a beginner's guide. With diagrams. Stop. Clearly you're reality isn't what you think it is. I'm giving you gift of perspective. "Come here." An IOU. "Gift forthcoming! Check back soon!" (It is not forthcoming. There is no gift. There was never a gift.)